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Seminars for Men

Once again, the female staff of the University will be offering courses to men, regardless of marital status. Please note that the name of some courses have recently been changed. Attendance to at least 10 of the following courses is manditory. The seminars are in great demand, so please register early.

Courses

Economics
- 101: Understanding Your Finacial Incompetence
- 102: We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas- Give Us Money
English
- 101: Spelling-Even You Can Get It Right
- 102: The Attainable Goal-Omitting "*#?$@" From YOur Vocabulary
- 110: How Not to Act Like an Asshole When You're Obviously Wrong
Envirnomental Studies
- 101: Garbage- Getting It to the Curb
- 102: Why It Is Unacceptable to Releive Yourself Anywhere But the Bathroom
- 103: You Can Do Housework Too
- 104: How to Fill an Icetray
- 105: How to Put the Toilet Lid Down (must be taken concurrently with Environmental Studies 106)
- 106: Learning to Aim Start- It Can Be Done (must be taken with ES 105)
Health
- 101: How to Stay Awake After Sex
- 102: Parenting- It Doesn't End With Conception (also Pych 102)
- 103a: You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try
- 103b: The Morning Dilemma- If It's Awake, Take a Shower
- 104: Canging Your Underwear- It Really Works
- 110: You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
- 201: Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson- Especially When Your Naked (also Psych 201)
Leisue Studies
- 101: The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous
- 102: How to Go Shopping With a Woman Without Getting Lost
- 110: Helpful Posture Hints for Couch Potatoes
Psychology
- 100: Combatting Stupidity
- 101: PMS- Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
- 102: see Health 102
- 103: Understanding the Female Response When You Come In Drunk at 3am
- 104: How to Not Act Younger Than Your Children
- 111: Give Me a Break- Why We Know Your Excuses are Bullshit
- 201: see Health 201
- 250: Learning Self-Control- How Not to Pick Your Nose or Adjust Your Balls in Public
Sociology
- 101: YOU- The Weaker Sex
- 102: Reasons to Give Flowers
- 105: Romanticism- Other Ideas Besides Sex
- 115: Why Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary
- 210: Male Bonding- How to Leave Your Friends At Their Homes
Textiles and Apparals
- 101: Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly: Don't Wash My Silk)
- 102: I'll Wear It If I Damn Well Please
- 104: Yes, They Really Smell After Being Worn More Than Once

For anyone who would like a list of the seminars for woman that are being offered, please write us and we will be happy to send it to you.

Thank you.
Whatsamatter U.


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Fiction L A Fake Internet Presence, since 1994 Home TidBits BLong Source GBuffy Mutt ClearSilver Python PyApache PalmOS Tools Neotonic	Unattributed Seminars for Men Once again, the female staff of the University will be offering courses to men, regardless of marital status. Please note that the name of some courses have recently been changed. Attendance to at least 10 of the following courses is manditory. The seminars are in great demand, so please register early. Courses Economics 101: Understanding Your Finacial Incompetence 102: We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas- Give Us Money English 101: Spelling-Even You Can Get It Right 102: The Attainable Goal-Omitting "*#?$@" From YOur Vocabulary 110: How Not to Act Like an Asshole When You're Obviously Wrong Envirnomental Studies 101: Garbage- Getting It to the Curb 102: Why It Is Unacceptable to Releive Yourself Anywhere But the Bathroom 103: You Can Do Housework Too 104: How to Fill an Icetray 105: How to Put the Toilet Lid Down (must be taken concurrently with Environmental Studies 106) 106: Learning to Aim Start- It Can Be Done (must be taken with ES 105) Health 101: How to Stay Awake After Sex 102: Parenting- It Doesn't End With Conception (also Pych 102) 103a: You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try 103b: The Morning Dilemma- If It's Awake, Take a Shower 104: Canging Your Underwear- It Really Works 110: You Too Can Be a Designated Driver 201: Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson- Especially When Your Naked (also Psych 201) Leisue Studies 101: The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous 102: How to Go Shopping With a Woman Without Getting Lost 110: Helpful Posture Hints for Couch Potatoes Psychology 100: Combatting Stupidity 101: PMS- Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut 102: see Health 102 103: Understanding the Female Response When You Come In Drunk at 3am 104: How to Not Act Younger Than Your Children 111: Give Me a Break- Why We Know Your Excuses are Bullshit 201: see Health 201 250: Learning Self-Control- How Not to Pick Your Nose or Adjust Your Balls in Public Sociology 101: YOU- The Weaker Sex 102: Reasons to Give Flowers 105: Romanticism- Other Ideas Besides Sex 115: Why Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary 210: Male Bonding- How to Leave Your Friends At Their Homes Textiles and Apparals 101: Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly: Don't Wash My Silk) 102: I'll Wear It If I Damn Well Please 104: Yes, They Really Smell After Being Worn More Than Once For anyone who would like a list of the seminars for woman that are being offered, please write us and we will be happy to send it to you. Thank you. Whatsamatter U.
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