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Subject: Psychiatric Hotline

Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline!

If you are Obsessive-Compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are Codependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have Multiple Personalities, please press 3,4,5,and 6.
If you are Paranoid-Delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are Schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are Manic-Depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.


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Fiction L A Fake Internet Presence, since 1994 Home TidBits BLong Source GBuffy Mutt ClearSilver Python PyApache PalmOS Tools Neotonic	From: Subject: Psychiatric Hotline Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline! If you are Obsessive-Compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are Codependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have Multiple Personalities, please press 3,4,5,and 6. If you are Paranoid-Delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call. If you are Schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are Manic-Depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
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