From: Bob Schulze (bschulze at dnaco.net)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: MS Bashing

Microsoft Sues Tomagotchi

Redmond WA, (AP).
Microsoft (MSFT) has announced a 54 million dollar lawsuit against Tomagotchi maker, Bandai. Microsoft is claiming that the Tomagotchi (the Japanese electronic pet that's all the rage with the kids) is an infringment of its intellectual property.

Microsoft spokesperson, Erik Loregard stated "Software that needs constant, even hourly attention, or else it dies? Sounds like Windows to me. This is clearly an infringment on our technology."

The Bandai company spokesman refused to comment on the suit.


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Fiction L A Fake Internet Presence, since 1994 Home TidBits BLong Source GBuffy Mutt ClearSilver Python PyApache PalmOS Tools Neotonic	From: Bob Schulze (bschulze at dnaco.net) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: MS Bashing Microsoft Sues Tomagotchi Redmond WA, (AP). Microsoft (MSFT) has announced a 54 million dollar lawsuit against Tomagotchi maker, Bandai. Microsoft is claiming that the Tomagotchi (the Japanese electronic pet that's all the rage with the kids) is an infringment of its intellectual property. Microsoft spokesperson, Erik Loregard stated "Software that needs constant, even hourly attention, or else it dies? Sounds like Windows to me. This is clearly an infringment on our technology." The Bandai company spokesman refused to comment on the suit.
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