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Subject:Top 10 Reasons Computers are Male

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Top 10 reasons we know our computers are Male

10) They have a lot of data, but are clueless

9) There is always one that is better made, right around the corner.

8) They look attractive till you bring them home.

7) It's always good to have a back-up.

6) They'll do whatever you want, if you push the right buttons.

5) The best part of having one is the games you can play.

4) In order to get thier attention, you have to turn them on.

3) Their lights are on, but nobodys home.

2) Big power surges, knock them out.

1) Lastly...............Size does matter!